Let me give you the bedsit tour! By a millennial

By Charlotte Phelps, aged 32, of Penge

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Guardian readers' new gentrified activity is 'wild copulation'

MIDDLE-CLASS perverts are packing car parks in forests for their new obsession of ‘wild copulation’, formerly known as dogging. 

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