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Light-up trainers, and other stupid status symbols from your childhood

THE social hierarchy of your school days was insanely dumb. If you didn’t have any of these items you were at the bottom of the heap.

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How is the new office trainee getting on your tits?

THERE’S a new kid on the block at work and he’s driving you round the f**king pipe. Here’s what the obsequious little twat is up to.

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