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Maldives were disappointment after three weeks in Tonga, electrician casually mentions

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple are still reeling after an electrician working on their home off-handedly compared the two luxury holidays he has so far taken this year. 

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Five areas barbers start trimming now you're getting old

IRONICALLY sprouting hair from new locations just as you’re going bald is a normal part of aging. Your barber now discreetly asks if you’d like these to be shaped: 

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