Man beginning to think he should own more than two pairs of trousers

A 35-YEAR-OLD man feels that at this stage in his life he should probably own more than two pairs of trousers.

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Entire UK to be deported for not keeping all their paperwork

EVERYONE is being deported to the Caribbean because they cannot produce an insane amount of paperwork proving they are British.

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