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Man can't remember last time he mooned

A REFORMED character has admitted he cannot bring to mind the last occasion when he exposed his bare buttocks to the world as a statement. 

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Kim Wilde, and other pop stars who'd make a lovely mum

THE Beckham feud reveals having Victoria as a mother isn’t all easy, even when she doesn’t sing. These pop star mothers would be infinitely preferable: 

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