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Man chooses sunburn over having back touched by another male

A MAN has opted for agonising sunburn after concluding that a male friend applying sun cream would be gay.

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Six painful responsibilities for the man in a new relationship

MEN are self-contained creatures, so being in a relationship can be a terrifying experience. These are the daunting new responsibilities they face.

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