Man deliberately having bad day so he can get pissed and have a takeaway tonight

A MAN is intentionally ruining his day in order to treat himself to takeaway food and booze this evening.

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'Boris definitely didn't attend' today's line from a parade of lying f**ks

THE new lie told by all the lying f**kers enriching themselves in the name of government is ‘Boris was not there’. 

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