Man drawn to atheism mainly for the smugness

A MAN has found himself attracted to atheism because of the opportunities to be insufferably smug and patronising.

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The middle class guide to sexting in lockdown

ARE you trying to keep the romantic spark alive with Julian, Francesca or Oliver? Read our foolproof guide to sending a sexy but suitably middle class SMS message.

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