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Man instantly regrets deciding to piss standing up in bathroom of moving train

AFTER using a train bathroom, a male passenger is bitterly lamenting his decision not to sit down to piss. 

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Making someone wait to shake your hand, and other micro-dicked power moves

PRESIDENT Erdoğan of Turkey is such a masculine boss man that he made Putin wait 50 seconds before shaking his hand. What other tiny-penised power moves could he have used?

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