Man nostalgic for his 20s, which at the time he hated

A MAN is feeling increasingly nostalgic for his twenties despite having spent the entire decade wishing they would end.

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Getting elected with Muslim votes is illegal actually, sniffs Farage

NIGEL Farage has declared that in fact getting elected with the votes of brown Muslims rather than the white working classes is cheating.

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