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Man nostalgic for softcore porn

A MAN is pining for the days of tastefully shot softcore porn that did not feature stepmoms or being stuck in washing machines.

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A statue of yourself, and other tasteful Rooney decor you can have at home

THE Rooneys have shown off their mansion in a new documentary. But while you may not have their millions, you can recreate the most beautiful features in your own home. Here’s how:

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