Man on first foreign holiday in three years falls effortlessly back into being obnoxious twat

A MAN who has not been on a foreign holiday for three years has seamlessly reprised his role as a massive prick of a tourist.

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Seven films that aren't anywhere near as good as you'd expect given they star a monkey

A PRIMATE starring in a Hollywood film sounds like box office gold that makes all other cinema redundant. But surprisingly, often that’s not the case: 

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