Man persuades himself that Easter sex is a thing

A MAN has successfully convinced himself that Easter sex is both traditional and deserved, and has set out to get some.

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Bellend, and five other swear words that should get heritage status

SOME swear words are superior to others and should be protected at all costs for future generations to enjoy. Like these:

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