Man regrets building entire identity around moustache

A MAN has admitted he regrets building his entire identity around his large waxed moustache. 

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Nutella found in every area of child and house

EVERY area of both a child and the house he lives in has been found to be covered in Nutella, his parents have confirmed.

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