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Man relieved home repair needs professional tradesperson

A MAN has quietly said ‘Thank f**k’ to himself after an expert was called in to fix a problem which was slightly too difficult for him to attempt.

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Are you dense enough to believe Johnson will definitely resign this time?

BORIS Johnson has been giving a fixed penalty notice which should lead to his resignation, but are you dense enough to think it will actually happen? Take our quiz:

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