Man thinks you're interested in how much water he drinks

A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.

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Man overtaking aggressively stuck at traffic lights like a knob

A DRIVER who overtakes as if he is in the Grand Prix invariably ends up at traffic lights just two cars ahead of people he has overtaken.

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