Man trapped inside pair of skinny fit jeans

A 32-YEAR-OLD man has spent the last three hours trapped inside a pair of super-skinny jeans in a changing room. 

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Which twats are coming to your school reunion?

IT’S traditional for school reunions to only be attended by people you didn’t like. So which tossers from the past can you expect to see?

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