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Man weirdly passionate about dog keeping its balls

A MAN is under the strange impression that neutering his dog will have a direct and irreversible effect on his own manhood. 

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'I Am The Toast You Dropped Butter-Side Down': Six country songs for British audiences

COUNTRY music is all about high drama, hard liquor and cowboy metaphors. Can it be adapted to suit lower-key British audiences? 

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