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Man's biological clock telling him it's time to be a crap dad

A MAN’S internal biological rhythms are telling him it is time to become a dad who does the absolute bare minimum.

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All 13 CBB contestants in the order you'd shag them in if you really had to

WHAT order would you have sex with the Celebrity Big Brother contestants in if, say, aliens were going to destroy the Earth if you didn’t? It’s an important question, so read our guide.

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