Man's first meditation session instantly derailed by erection

A MAN’S first attempt to find a more spiritual way of life was scuppered by the almost instantaneous arrival of an erection.

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Man who thought he had World Cup fever actually has malaria

A MAN who diagnosed himself as having ‘World Cup fever’ has actually got malaria, his doctors have confirmed.

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