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Man's happy place is Screwfix

THE memory that makes a man feel most happy and at peace is of his local branch of Screwfix, it has emerged.

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Storm hits areas of Britain still into God

A HUGE storm is sweeping those areas of Britain which still cling to faith in a Christian deity.

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