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Martin Lewis issues urgent warning to cretins spaffing away their paycheques on crap

FINANCIAL expert Martin Lewis has exhorted morons who fritter away every penny they earn on useless shite to stop doing it. 

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The life-threatening dangers of putting a cotton bud in your ear, by a doctor

By Dr Julian Cook, judgemental otolaryngologist

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