Mate you haven't seen for 20 years still a massive twat

A MAN who met up with a friend he hadn’t seen for two decades was disappointed to find he is still an utter dickhead.

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Self-confident Gotham street thug fancies chances in fight against Batman

A PETTY thug from Gotham with unreasonably high self-esteem is confident he can take Batman in a scrap.

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