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Memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 

A MEMORY foam mattress owned by a single, dating woman has admitted its flawless recall has  become a terrible curse. 

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Non-Britons also fleeing Rhodes

A POPULATION known only as ‘non-Britons’ is also fleeing from the fires currently engulfing Rhodes, it has emerged. 

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