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Middle-aged man can only make major purchases on laptop

A 52-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he cannot purchase anything costing upwards of £99 online unless sitting soberly in front of a laptop computer. 

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No link between academic performance and giving end-of-year gifts so don't bother

RESEARCH has found there is no correlation between giving teachers expensive end-of-year gifts and academic performance so parents should not waste their money. 

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