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Middle class families to open Christmas presents as late as possible

BRITAIN’S middle class families are drawing up plans to wait as long as possible before opening their presents on Christmas Day.

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How to play Connect Four with Theresa May

Rule 1. If it looks like she’s going to lose, the game will be cancelled.

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