Middle-class woman eager to tell everyone she went to shit comprehensive

A MIDDLE-CLASS woman never misses an opportunity to ‘casually’ mention that she went to a crappy state school. 

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Government reaches deal with nurses it could have reached three f**king months ago

THE government has put nurses, the NHS and the public through three months of entirely unnecessary inconvenience, it has confirmed.

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