Most popular dog names are now hippy bullshit

DOGS that do not know any better are being called Luna, Milo and Bella instead of good honest dog names like Rover, Rex and Tyson. 

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Hen party's a-brewin'

A STOICAL man gazing at the clouds has grimly warned that a hen party is approaching.

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