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Mum buys presents to everyone from the f**king dog

A MOTHER with an overly affectionate relationship with the family dog has presented everyone with gifts purportedly from him.

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Ebenezer Scrooge answers Bob Cratchit's request for a cost-of-living pay rise

Dear Cratchit,

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