Mum who 'just wants children to be happy' also wants them to be tall, slim and academically gifted

A MOTHER who claims she just wants her children to be happy is also secretly hoping they become genius supermodels, it has emerged.

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How to answer your child's annoyingly difficult questions about the Queen

IN this time of national grief, some face the additional burden of handling questions from confused infants. Here’s how to answer them.

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