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My top ten motorway service stations, by Britain's most boring dad

HELLO, I’m Wayne Hayes and there isn’t a service station I’ve haven’t visited in my well-maintained Dacia Sandero. These are indisputably the best: 

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We ask you: why were you scandalously left off the guest list for the Pope's funeral?

EVERYONE who is anyone is at the funeral of Pope Francis today, except you. What happened to your invite? 

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