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Names for bread and other things Northerners are bloody obsessed with

NORTHERNERS are a proud race with strong opinions, unfortunately about things the rest of the nation couldn’t give a shit about. Here are some of their hot button topics.

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We'd be f**ked without chips, admit vegetarians

VEGETARIANS have admitted their dietary choice would crumble in seconds were it not for the existence of chips.

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