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Nation searching for woolly hat that doesn't make it look like an arsehole

THE UK has begun its annual search for a warm hat that does not make it look like a complete and utter tosser.

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May pays full price for item in Sports Direct

THERESA May has bought the only non-discounted item in Sports Direct, it has emerged. 

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