Nation's women reminded they have legs and they hate them

WOMEN across the country are remembering that they have legs – and f**king loathe them – due to the return of sunny weather.

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What your uncoordinated white guy dance moves say about you as a lover

ARE you looking to pull on a night out clubbing? Unfortunately for you, your dancing is already warning any potential partner just how atrocious you’ll be in the bedroom.

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