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New mother nurturing adorable bundle of resentment towards child-free friends

A WOMAN who has just become a parent is tenderly feeding a growing grudge against her friends who have not.

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Won't someone stop these Just Stop Oil scum giving me an erection?

By retired accountant Roy Hobbs

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