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Next year to be mostly spent staring into distance thinking about sex

THE majority of next year will be spent vacantly staring at nothing and daydreaming about shagging, scientists have confirmed.

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F**king idiot has big hopes for 2022

A COMPLETE and total dickhead actually has big hopes for the coming year. 

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