No brown shoes with a blue suit: fashion rules dickheads think matter

THE biggest fashion faux pas is overthinking what you wear. Here are five sartorial rules only dickheads care about.

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Bears revealed to be men in suits

ZOOLOGISTS have discovered that bears are in fact men in furry costumes, and not animals as had been previously thought.

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