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'Ollie won't touch his gazpacho': Six very real middle-class heatwave problems

NOBODY understands how hard it is to maintain standards when you’re middle-class in an awful vulgar heatwave. Francesca Johnson explains her relatable issues:  

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TOO hot, baking scorching hot-hot-hot stuffy boiling night and day, reports indicate.

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