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Only sexy people enjoying summer

ONLY attractive people with toned, fit bodies are truly enjoying the summer.

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So apparently we weren't meant to look directly at the sun?

OKAY, apparently I missed something in yesterday’s eclipse coverage? Why did nobody mention it was a bad idea to stare directly into the sun for 90 seconds?

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