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Only so much slimming black can do, middle-aged goth confirms

A PORTLY middle-aged goth has confirmed there is a limit to the slimming capabilities of an all-black wardrobe.

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Self-centred anecdote, GIF, moody photo: The six stages of celebrity death grief

CELEBRITIES continue to die at a depressing rate, but how should you process your feelings? If you’re on social media, do this.

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