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Opening paracetamol at the leaflet end: six 50-50 chances that never work out in your f**king favour

IF the chance of getting it right is 50-50 it should happen half of the time. Instead, in these incidences it seems the odds are always against you: 

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All Royals to disclose genital problems

ALL members of the Royal Family will now disclose full details of their genital conditions whether the public wish to know or not.

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