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Parents announce f**k you, they're getting a campervan

YOUR retired parents have announced they are not keeping their savings for you to inherit but are blowing the lot on a campervan. 

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How to successfully take a shit at work: A 12-step guide

GOING for a poo at work takes the detailed planning and slick execution of a bank robbery. Here’s how not to get caught red-handed in this terrible, shameful act.

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