Subscribe

Party's over, the last jammy bastards on furlough told

THE last few cheeky gits on furlough have been told to straighten up and get back to bloody work like the rest of us.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Local man succeeds in getting on news

AN unexceptional local man has finally achieved his ambition of appearing on a national news programme. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›