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Past-it old bastard includes you when referring to 'people our age'

A FUSTY old geezer seems to be under the mistaken impression that you and he are in some way contemporaries.

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Parents of pretentious teen wish he'd get into beer and football

THE parents of a teenager who opines on Bertolt Brecht and Brutalist buildings wish he would drink cider and vomit at bus stops like his peers. 

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