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Pillow fights in frilly nightgowns: what happens on a girls' night by Roy Hobbs, aged 59

RETIRED rail porter Roy Hobbs knows exactly what happens on these so-called girls’ nights, and it’s not just Netflix and ‘a chat about work’. He exposes the truth: 

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'I stopped being a fat bastard': My gripping Mounjaro story, by every newspaper

By Martin Bishop, formerly the most obese man in the newsroom

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