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Plastic surgeons overwhelmed with requests for coveted 'Wigan face'

COSMETIC surgeons worldwide are fielding a massive influx of clients who want to be given the unique look of lifelong Wigan residents. 

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Gillian Anderson's acting career succession of ever more challenging wanks

GILLIAN Anderson’s portrayal of a depressed alcoholic in Channel 4 drama Trespasses has confirmed she chooses roles to challenge her fans’ masturbatory boundaries. 

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