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Please tackle inflation by doubling my mortgage, homeowners beg

HOMEOWNERS are begging the government to counter inflation by doubling their monthly mortgage payments as soon as possible.

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Calling people lazy f**ks will definitely make them vote for me: The political genius of Liz Truss

HOW have I got to where I am today, about to take over from a worse-than-useless predecessor and become PM of a failing nation? My political genius, of course. Let me share some tips.

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