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Pointlessness of Brexit exposed by tethered bottle cap

THE futility of Britain’s decision to leave the EU has been exposed by a little tethered bottle cap you get annoyed about on a daily basis.

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The correct etiquette when some bastard is sitting in your reserved train seat

EVERYONE hates asking people to move out of your reserved seat. Luckily there is established etiquette for this challenging social situation. Follow these steps to the letter.

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