Popular middle-aged man has three friends

A SOCIAL butterfly of a 41-year-old claims to know three whole people he can readily classify as friends.

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Scottish student would trade all his so-called 'Highers' for one honest A-level

A SCOTTISH student has admitted he would swap every ‘Higher’ he achieves today for a simple, honest A-level. 

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