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Port Talbot and other top UK holiday destinations now everywhere's booked

THANKS to Covid, even Britain’s least desirable tourist towns are totally booked up. Where could you go instead?

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The five dickheads you only meet in nightclubs

TEMPTED to go clubbing? Remind yourself of their horrific denizens and think again:

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